Bears Battle ‘Boys on Year’s Scariest Night
Halloween night just took on a new meaning in Chicago as the Cowboys look to bring their treat bag to Soldier Field for the hope of some goodies.
“ I don’t give out treats even at Christmas time so why should this night be any different “ commented Owner McDowell. “We will prepare like the Patriots and Brady did last week “ as he referred to the post-game remarks by QB Tom Brady on Tuesday.
The Goblins and ghouls in Chicago will intend to make this a night that the Cowboys may never forget. The pumpkin carving may be the only thing pleasant to look forward to. “ I remember the first time that I went trick or treating without a parent by our side and it was scary “ remarked LB Luke Kuechley. “ If the Cowboys don’t bring their Browns /Commish supporter for this night , they may have some nightmares for months..haha” “ Time to open up the bag of tricks for this one!”
The VMFL has officially sent out a warning to the country that if you hear screams coming from Soldier Field, consider it unsafe and stay off the streets.